Name: Soft-Talking Software Salesman (SSS)
Introduction Platform: Bumble. As part of my sad, post Scotsman Bumble frenzy, I swiped right on this guy and he swiped right on me.
Age: 48
Relationship Status: Did not even get into it. I have NO idea!
Job: Sofware sales
Lives: In a neighborhood close to the city trail, near me.
Length of Date: 2 hours
We Did: Walked the trail with my dog and drank some wine at a restaurant just off the trail
He Looked: Tall, much older than his profile photos (his profile photos are VERY flattering) and wearing some kind of funky track/workout suit. Super old-man geeky walking shoes.
I Looked: workout gear myself, jacket because it was warm yet cool, hair down, very light makeup
Convo: Pointless. He spoke extremely softly and didn’t have much to say, though I will say that he carried the convo It was boring and even though he’s well-traveled, his experiences seemed boring to me. I know they weren’t boring to him, but I was not impressed with anything he said. Meh.
High Point: The day was gorgeous. Perfect for walking and then sitting on a patio with drinks.
Low Point: He started talking politics and came close to telling me that he’s a Trumper - but not in so many words.
How It Ended: We parted ways at the patio. We both knew it was not a match.
Chances Are: Nah.
Date Rating: C-. It wasn’t a terrible experience, but it was NOT good, memorable, or even enjoyable for that matter. The best part was riding the trolley home.
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