Salmon in Other shit.

People who pronounce the "L" in salmon annoy the fuck out of me.

Especially when they do it in a manner which indicates they think YOU are the idiot for NOT pronouncing it.

Open a fucking dictionary you moronic imbecile.

(and that's IM BEH SEL not IM BEH SILE, look it the fuck up.)

Thank you. Carry on.

Boop.