Last night I went out with the Jolly Old Elf (JOE), and I wasn’t really looking forward to it because I wasn’t sure how I was feeling about him and the fact that we’re neighbors and that I’m just feeling a bit iffy about that whole thing.
But the thing is, we went out and we made each other LAUGH and we had tons of fun. He’s a bit on the overly self-assured side. There’s no self-depreciating on his part whatsoever. But when I think about it, there’s none on my part when I go out on dates either. I found it slightly off putting at first, but then I stopped thinking about it and relaxed and honestly had a very nice time with the guy.
He ordered us an Uber and we went to a tiny bookstore that has a bar inside of it and talked smack with the bartender who had us in absolute STITCHES. She was witty and so damn quick on her feet and the three of us absolutely cracked up until JOE and I got hungry and decided to wander the neighborhood for some grub.
Ended up at a place I’d been before and had enjoyed, but last night was a dud because they clearly didn’t want customers to eat there. The kitchen was out of stuff and the waiter was annoyed-ish, so we ended up getting one drink and a couple of salads and left to go hang out on our rooftop (OUR place!) after grabbing a couple of baby bottles of Moet at our little fancy gourmet shop around the corner.
At the tail end of the evening, JOE and I were drinking our respective tiny little bottles of champers (his was blanc de blanc and mine was rose) and he wondered aloud how mine tasted, so I started to hand him my bottle so he could taste and he was like, “no…like this…” and he leaned in and kissed me.
And it was hot. I liked it a lot.
And then was waaaaay past my bedtime so he told me that I needed to get going, so we stood up and he wanted to kiss me goodbye while we were standing up.
That’s where it got slightly awkward. I was wearing probably 3” heels and he’s already shorter than I am by maybe an inch and so I had to lean down to kiss him!!!
WEIRD!!! SO WEIRD!
But it still gave me the tingles.
So now I’m wondering what it would be like to have sex with an elf.
Stay tuned, everyone!
xox,
GS
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