Things to Never Say to a Woman in Inside My Head

Things to Never Say to a Woman 5/16/2001

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do, or

something?"

1. "No, really, I was laughing about...this joke I

heard one time."

1. "Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset."

2. "You're just upset because your caboose is

starting to spread."

1. "Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the

month is it?"

1. "Are you gonna cry? {Force lip to quiver

mockingly} Cry for your mommy?"

1. "You sure you don't want to consult the

great Oprah on this one?"

1. "Sorry, I was just picturing you naked."

2. "That reminds me. Next time you go to

the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the

shopping list?"

1. "Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back."

2. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl

of Bitch Flakes this morning."

1. "Is there anyway we could do this via

e-mail?"

1. "Hey baby-if I want a lecture about

commitment, I can get one from my real

wife."

1. "I could so use some oral sexual

stimulation right now."

1. "Whom are you kidding? We both know

that thing isn't loaded."

Make sure you keep this in mind boys :o)

Until later

Artist