Sex is Good for You in Inside My Head

Sex is Good for You 5/14/2001

Sex is a beauty treatment.

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double

amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

1. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the

pores and makes your skin glow.

1. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.

1. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and

tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than

swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

1. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body

endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and

leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

1. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.

The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals

called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex

crazy!

1. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more

effective than Valium.

1. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages

saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that

causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

1. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the

tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain.

1. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national

antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever

So have more sex, people! Just kidding...

Until later

Artist