Rules for Dating 2/15/2001
Hint: I seem to have offended some people so I added this little addendum (spelling?). These rules are NOT meant to be taken seriously...well, at least most of them aren't... ;O) SMILE!
- I will not date a guy who has bigger breasts than I
do ;o)
- I will not date a guy who's shorter than I am (I'm
almost 5'3"...it's not asking much)
- I will not date a guy who's half my weight (skinny
boys bother me...)
- I will not date a player. (I seem to have a thing for
them though :o(
- I will not date a guy who spends more time on his
computer than he does with me
- I will not date a guy who's already dating someone
else but plans on "breaking it off soon"
- I will not date a guy who is not intelligent (this is
a very broad statement...All I want is a college-bound
guy with goals other than seeing how drunk they can
get that weekend)
- I will not date a guy who physically/mentally abuses
me
- I will not date a guy who says "Gee whiz" or "Neato!"
(Trust me...I have met guys who say that)
I will not date a guy who can't dance well
I will not date a guy who disses my religion
I will not date a guy can't fun fun on weekends
I will not date a guy who dated my sister (that's an
old rule though...)
- I will not date a guy with small feet (after
all..you know what they say about guys with small
feet. Small..................................shoes)
J/K
I will not date a guy with acne (ewwwwwwwwwwwww)
I will not date a guy who wears briefs (The only guy
that can pull that off is Tom Cruise ;o)
- I will not date a guy who's voice is higher tha mine
(That's just wrong, people)
- I will not date a guy with hair longer than mine (My
hair is down to my ass...Not even Howard Stern has
that kind of hair!)
- I will not date a guy like Howard Stern
and last, but not least..................................
- I will not date a guy who doesn't love me for who I
am (awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
This is why I don't have a boyfriend! I'm too damn picky!!!! :o)
Later
Artist
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