Procrastination Sunday! I was so hyper-productive yesterday doing personal stuff like cleaning the whole apartment from top to bottom and THEN going out to dinner with a friend and also going to a concert, PLUS to a rooftop bar afterwards and staying out quite late last night - for me, anyway. I stayed out until 2AM, mofos! Aren’t you impressed?
Anyway, yeah. I will say that the reason I cleaned like a mad woman is that for some reason, I thought that I might get a little late night texty-texty from a certain bachelor I know. And I wanted to have fresh sheets and a sparkling bathroom and an inviting shower and a loaded refrigerator and a gorgeous living space in case he might want a little late-night nightcap, if you know what I mean?
I even stayed later than all of the girls in last night’s group. One by one, each woman dropped out, a few ghosted the concert, and my other friends left the bar probably 30 minutes before I did. I stayed so late that they shut down the bar and started gently pushing folks towards the elevator. Heh. I win? Do I really? No text from BPM.
Went downstairs to the lobby (it was the rooftop bar of a boutique hotel very close to the music venue, and it has a stunning view of the cityscape on the roof), and I sat for a moment just to get off of my aching feet. I’d stood through the whole show on 6” platforms (perfect for seeing over most people - I’m about 6‘2” in high heels!), and stood at the bar and even danced a little on the dance floor and on the deck outside before it started pouring rain.
Anyway, I sat down in a chair in the lobby where some folks happened to be sitting, I guess winding their evening down. All I wanted was a seat, right? A spot to place my hiney while I waited for my Lyft.
But these folks started asking me all kinds of questions, which, in a perfectly sober world would probably have been a lovely chat. However, this was Drunk City last night, and I was exhausted and probably exactly not sober at all, and I was ready for bed. Right then. And let me tell you, when I’m done for the evening, I am DONE. Like, I can fall asleep within 10 seconds of my head hitting the pillow.
So these cats were asking all kinds of questions - where am I from? Where do I live? What’s this and what’s that..I don’t even remember hardly anything of what they were asking. All I know is I was DONE and my ride was there.
So I got up and simply walked away.
And as I walked, I could hear one of the guys saying, “That’s the biggest BITCH I’ve ever seen!”
And I called back over my shoulder, “MY RIDE IS HERE.”
And I walked out the door, making sure not to let it hit me in the behind.
But it got me thinking, was I being a bitch, for real? The BIGGEST bitch? I don’t think I was talking smack - no I’m sure of that. But I guess I did snub these folks, and for that, I feel badly, but at the same time....eh, I can’t really dwell on it.
So I got home and I crashed.
Funny, I woke up this morning and kind of wiped my eyes and looked on the floor where my wadded up jumpsuit that I’d worn the night before was laying, and I also spotted my flip flops, next to my 6” wedges, which meant that I’d actually walked the dog last night and I don’t even remember it!!
Anyway, slow day today and I’m supposed to be working on my presentations! I’m sitting down to work on them now and decided to procrastinate some more.
Earlier today, I texted Bachelor Party Marty, since I did not get a booty text last night [bummer emoji], asking him how his weekend was going. He answered back that he was on his way back from the lake and that he’d love to see me sometime this afternoon. He had time between like 3 and 6, when he’d have to leave to go see his dad for a birthday dinner/celebration.
However, I ended up falling asleep again (glorious sleep!) and when I woke up I told him that I was too busy working on my presentation (fib) and that I hoped that I could see him next weekend? He said that it was okay, that is electricity had been out and it was hot at his place anyway. So I asked him if he and his dog needed a cool place to stay until the party and/or the electricity came on again. He said that’s okay, if he can’t get the AC to work, he’d go see his folks earlier.
ANYWAY. All of that to say that I didn’t get any action over the weekend and I ended up procrastinating the whole day away. Ended up making some delicious pasta and veggies with the tomatoes from my little indoor garden, made some almond crackers from scratch using a wine bottle as a rolling pin (ha!) and drank a little more bubbly to wash it all down. And now I sit at my computer tapping this entry away. It’s nearly GO time (aka Monday) and as soon as I finish this entry I’m going to Power Point the fuck out of this evening!
How was YOUR weekend?
xox,
GS
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