It Was Bound to Happen in These Foolish Things

  • Aug. 11, 2017, 4:24 p.m.
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Finally Friday, folks. I’m heading to an 8am meeting that I’m 100% not prepared for! This is how my week has gone all week - why not just continue it into the weekend?

8am meeting done, it was fine. Now heading into my 10am meeting! This is the way it works.

Yesterday I was sitting in my 3pm meeting (I think), when a text popped up from Bachelor Party Marty. I didn’t see it until the meeting was nearly over, and I could tell that he’d sent a photo, so I wanted to make sure that I didn’t open it until the meeting was over and I was in the clear. It was one of those images that doesn’t just automatically post, but it was one that you have to click on in the message in order to see it.

Meeting over, I walked out into the hallway and looked at the message. The text part said simply, “You and a friend?”

I clicked on the link, and sure enough, it was a sexy porn image of two naked women standing up, embracing and kissing.

I thought about it for two seconds and at first I felt this twinge of sadness because clearly he’s only in it for the fantasy. But then I thought, WTF, Ginger! YOU’RE only in it for the fantasy too, remember?! He’s a hot, young guy who just wants to get down and dirty - that’s what it’s alllllllll about!

So then. I was thinking about how to answer when a lightbulb went off - two can play this game!

I answered, “…or maybe YOU and a friend…”

I found a photo of two hot-looking dudes on either side of a girl, both kissing her. Sent text.

He answered back with a smiley face emoji.

Hm. I guess I’ll know what’s going down if he brings a buddy to our next brunch!

On to the next meeting…Happy Friday!
xox,
GS


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