Dave (8:08:57 PM): sit coms are so much better than real life
Me (8:09:21 PM): ?
Me (8:09:26 PM): how so?
Dave (8:10:08 PM): because you know that at the end of the 30 minutes, everything is going to work out
Me (8:10:48 PM): is something not working out
Dave (8:12:36 PM): i am just feeling angsty right now
Dave (8:12:39 PM): in general
Dave (8:13:01 PM): on an unrelated note, everyone keeps congradulating us on the java jam
Me (8:13:15 PM): yeah
Me (8:13:17 PM): how did that go
Me (8:13:19 PM): after I left?
Me (8:13:22 PM): I felt really bad
Me (8:13:27 PM): I wanted to see people
Dave (8:13:43 PM): you missed "burned in effigy"
Dave (8:13:50 PM): that was hilarious
Dave (8:14:10 PM): their verses were barely sung
Dave (8:14:50 PM): and the chorus was the bassist and guitarist screeming words that could not be understood in varying major and minor second of eachother
Me (8:14:58 PM): what?
Me (8:15:00 PM): at the java jam?
Dave (8:15:05 PM): yea
Dave (8:15:14 PM): there was a quiet sort of half clap
Dave (8:15:31 PM): and then someone screamed "CORPORATE SELLOUTS!!!"
Me (8:15:37 PM): hahahaha
Dave (8:15:41 PM): everyone laughed
Dave (8:15:47 PM): and they scurried off stage
Me (8:16:03 PM): aw
Me (8:16:07 PM): poor metalheads
Dave (8:18:11 PM): poor hippies
Dave (8:18:15 PM): that had to listen to them
Me (8:18:19 PM): yeah, that too
Dave (8:18:37 PM): it is like a win-win situation
Dave (8:18:42 PM): only a loose-loose one
Me (8:19:28 PM): so why are you angsty?
Dave (8:19:42 PM): i am a teenager?
Me (8:20:06 PM): hm
Me (8:20:15 PM): valid
Me (8:20:18 PM): but vague
Dave (8:22:46 PM): well i am vague
Dave (8:23:41 PM): have you ever wished you could go back in time?
Me (8:23:45 PM): yes
Dave (8:23:48 PM): not like dark ages back in time
Dave (8:24:09 PM): but like "Dave, This is Future-Dave, i have some advice for you"
Me (8:24:20 PM): I knew what you were talking about
Dave (8:25:14 PM): i fell asleep on my roof today
Me (8:25:25 PM): what?
Dave (8:25:37 PM): my parents were yelling at me
Dave (8:25:45 PM): so i went onto the roof
Dave (8:25:55 PM): where they wouldn't be able to find me
Dave (8:26:00 PM): but i fell asleep
Me (8:26:18 PM): why were they yelling at you?
Dave (8:26:28 PM): mostly colleges stuff
Dave (8:26:41 PM): partially because my mom can read my mind
Me (8:27:10 PM): what do you mean?
Dave (8:28:10 PM): Kaylah called me
Dave (8:28:14 PM): i talked to her for a bit
Dave (8:28:39 PM): then my mom walked in and was like "i know exactly what is going on with you"
Dave (8:28:45 PM): "stop leading her on"
Dave (8:28:50 PM): and i was like
Dave (8:28:56 PM): (in my head)
Dave (8:29:00 PM): HOLY SHIT
Me (8:29:15 PM): well I mean, no offense but
Me (8:29:21 PM): it was pretty easy to see coming
Dave (8:29:43 PM): yea, but she is going to be coming into Boston
Dave (8:29:47 PM): tonight
Dave (8:30:16 PM): and i'm probably going to find a way to lie about not being able to meet up with her
Dave (8:30:25 PM): or I will outright blow her off
Me (8:30:44 PM): remember the jumping out of the tree analogy?
Dave (8:30:49 PM): what?
Dave (8:30:58 PM): i don't think i ever heard this analagy?
Me (8:31:02 PM): you can do drastic things
Me (8:31:07 PM): it's just like a ropes course
Dave (8:31:12 PM): oh
Me (8:31:18 PM): you just have to take a deep breath and make yourself do it
Me (8:31:25 PM): and you know it'll be better afterwards
Dave (8:32:15 PM): i keep coming very close to doing it
Dave (8:32:21 PM): but then faltering
Me (8:32:31 PM): why?
Dave (8:32:49 PM): because i can't stand people around me being sad
Dave (8:32:54 PM): i have to go
Dave (8:32:57 PM): i will be back on
Dave (8:33:01 PM): a lot later
Me (8:33:04 PM): okay
Dave (8:33:08 PM): bye
Me (8:33:09 PM): like...
Me (8:33:12 PM): alright
Dave (8:33:17 PM): after 11 later
Me (8:33:21 PM): ouch
Me (8:33:24 PM): I might be on
Dave (8:33:25 PM): around 11
Dave (8:33:26 PM): actually
Dave (8:33:30 PM): bye
Me (8:33:32 PM): bye
ìDaveî signed off at 8:33:37 PM.
The next day...
Dave (6:01:21 PM): i had some amazing cheesecake today
Me (6:01:39 PM): really
Me (6:01:48 PM): under what circumstances?
Dave (6:02:27 PM): i went into Boston
Dave (6:02:34 PM): to the cheesecake factory
Me (6:02:47 PM): wait, did you see Kaylah?
Dave (6:02:57 PM): yes
Me (6:03:00 PM): aw man
Me (6:03:10 PM): how... was that?
Dave (6:03:38 PM): well....
Dave (6:03:55 PM): my id kinda took over
Dave (6:04:08 PM): damn you ID!
Me (6:04:10 PM): dude
Me (6:04:15 PM): don't make this last two years
Me (6:04:19 PM): you don't want that to happen
Me (6:04:55 PM): I mean, I'm guessing you feel all stressed out and awkward all the time now
Me (6:05:17 PM): it's not going to get better
Dave (6:05:48 PM): i know that
Dave (6:06:04 PM): but it's just... arg
Me (6:07:13 PM): what?
Me (6:09:03 PM): did prom come up?
Dave (6:09:35 PM): actually
Dave (6:09:49 PM): she was like "take one of your friends (as a friend)"
Me (6:10:09 PM): oh
Me (6:11:23 PM): I'm going to actually do math now
Me (6:11:56 PM): bye
Dave (6:12:00 PM): bye
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