Oh hi. I’m just sitting here on my computer doing WORK stuff. Yeah, I was supposed to work on a spreadsheet over the weekend that has all of my strategies for the next two quarters, and guess what? The spreadsheets didn’t go through and so I don’t even have them! Neat. And Boss was expecting them over the weekend.
So I just sent him a lame email about how I’m going to come in and finish them first thing and gave him a list of all of the line items that I’m going to update. Real professional, Ginger.
Oh but how’s THIS for professional? Boss was supposed to give me my review by Friday afternoon…and when it got to be about 4 pm on Friday, I knew he was too chicken to do it! Funny thing is, I checked my online banking and saw that I got an increase in pay, so that means I didn’t get a super shit review…still, the dude HATES confrontation, yet he will speak horribly about everyone on my staff so that I have to deliver his shitty attitude. Neat.
Anyway, he scheduled my review for 8:30 am tomorrow. How’s that for a Happy Monday? Fuck.
In case you’re wondering, like I’m sure you are…I didn’t come close to getting laid over the weekend. Nope. Saw a grand total of ZERO Tinder dates as I knew the case would be going in. Of course, I eventually heard from The Tree, who asked me late this morning (Sunday) if he could see me in the next couple of days.
I replied back that it would have to either be tonight (which I was quite sure he wasn’t going to be able to swing), or Friday night because I’d already booked my BIRTHDAY week up quite full.
And do you know how that fucker replied?
“Crap I can’t do tonight. Too much to do for tmrw. I’m sorry I really want to see you!!!”
And that was IT. No actual PLAN for seeing each other in the future. In fact, NO mention of my fucking birthday, no nothing!!!
So I replied with a sad face: :(
This may be my last emoji to the guy. I’ve had it.
I’m interested in someone else anyway. New Tinder match. He and I have a date for Thursday evening. Not 100% sure of the logistics yet as he lives close to 50 miles from me! But oh, is he pretty awesome on paper. AND, he’s not some crazy Tree, either. No, this guy is a mere 6‘5”!! HAHA! I can’t wait to do a RAD about this one.
Pleeeaaaassseee let this one be a good one!
I’m seriously due for a good one, don’t you think?
Anyway, our last brunch club of the year was on Saturday, and I certainly blew this one out. I wanted bottomless mimosas, but our waitress said that those were actually illegal, but their mimosas were $1....so....I probably had 10 or 12 or so, which was also illegal since I drove myself the 1.5 miles home so smashed out of my gourd I think I kinda blacked out. Neat, huh?
I woke up/came to at around 7:45 on Saturday night feeling like ass. I was still dressed in my brunch attire, so I got up out of bed and rubbed my eyes and took the poor dog out for a walk.
Ended up getting some pho at the Asian catch-all place down the street (they serve Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, etc. all in one place), and my neighbor saw me sitting at the outside bar with the dog so he came over to say hello and asked me what was wrong…like had I been smoking weed all day because my eyes looked all kinds of screwy.
I’d sent a text to Athena earlier telling her I’d been asleep ALL DAMN DAY, and she sent me a reply after 10 pm telling me that SHE just woke up!!
What on earth was in those mimosas??
Went back to bed shortly after that. What a weird day!
Today, my parents came to visit for lunch/brunch and to celebrate my mom’s and my birthdays together (her’s was Friday and mine is this Wednesday). We had a lovely lunch and then mom and I have this tradition of going shopping together and buying each other something that we want. It’s kind of funny - more like a mini shopping spree, but we both buy whatever the other wants and then we hand each other our shopping bags! Kinda goofy, but I love our little tradition. I really enjoyed myself. And I didn’t drink one drop of alcohol! Truly, I think I had alcohol poisoning yesterday.
Tomorrow my diet and new workout routine starts! This is going to be tough, but I have to get back on that horse, and there’s no better time to start the yearlong countdown to FIFTY than tomorrow (yes, even though my birthday is on Wednesday…who wants to start a diet on their birthday?).
Anyway, that’s my whole weekend, folks. It was weird and now it’s done.
xo,
GS
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