You guys. I’m on my phone, so I’ll have to expound on my 30 year high school reunion when I can tap it out on my keyboard, but motherfuck if the CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, the most popular and beautifully handsome boy in school who paid ZERO attention to me back then, tried to get me to fuck him last night! Me. The geeky, awkward redhead who couldn’t get ANY of the hot boys. It felt like sweet revenge to flirt with him and even make out with him in the taxi on the way back to the hotel and then shut his ass down at the door.
A group of us are going to brunch this morning. I wonder if he’ll show.
Crazy, CRAZY night!!
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