Mid-June already?!
I’ve started several entries this week and I can’t seem to get one out. Here are some bullets.
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Things have quieted down in the Sexy Excitement Department here in Gingerville. Though I’ve been FB friended by Velvet Chocolate Opera Singer and have been in text conversations with Bachelor Party Marty, the human touch and plan making have come to a screeching halt. I never heard back from Saturday night’s make-out boy, nor anybody else. Seems my wet and wild weekend brought me a dry week.
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Unless you count a surprise nipple fondling by a total stranger! Last night I took the dog for a walk in the near-suffocating heat. When it’s super hot an humid, the dog tends to slow down and even stop at certain points and looks up at me with her “pick me up” eyes. So I pick her up and put her in her basket (shoulder bag basket) and walk the rest of the way home. I had her in her basket and was walking home when I decided to get some sparkling water at the 7-11 on my block. This is the 7-11 next to the rail station that attracts many, many weirdos - there’s always some kind of strange activity going on, or at least some interesting conversation. Last night, these two drunk guys decided that they were in love with my dog-in-a-basket, and one of them decided to get lovey-dovey with her. The basket comes to my chest level. I was wearing a sundress without a bra, and dude is petting the hell out of not only my dog, but my breast as well. I don’t know if he knew because he was so drunk, but I finally had to turn away from him to get him to stop brushing my nip! That was the only action I’ve seen all week.
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Yesterday I decided to start a no-drinking month again. Not sure how smart this is with the 4th of July weekend coming up, but I have my 30th high school reunion coming up a month from yesterday. So yeah, I’ve got 4th of July, and I’m also planning on doing a girls night with M. at her house on the 2nd…where the plan is to drink and float in her pool and talk all night. Guess I could make that exception and not drink the rest of the month? Let’s see how that goes. Regardless, one month until reunion. I’ve let my diet go over the last month. Nothing crazy, but I haven’t lost anything and still feel like I did at the beginning of the year when I started this whole journey.
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I won a month of boot camp in a silent auction last month (or maybe the month before??!) and it has been a bitch trying to sign up for a session. I finally got a certificate with a code to add when I plug in the info online. Come to find out, the website doesn’t work with certain web browsers (?), and when I switched browsers I was able to sign up but now the code is invalid (?). And they are not answering my emails, which is the only way to reach the person who is supposed to answer my questions. Geez, so much work to work out. I miss all of my free classes. I know that if I try hard enough I could probably find free classes every day of the week. But the thing is, I’ve already PAID for this shit.
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I also ordered some espadrilles and a clutch bag online yesterday and screwed up my ordering so I didn’t get my 40% plus free shipping and now the company won’t contact me back! Sheesh. Is it me? Mercury retrograde? I need to check my horoscope.
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My horoscope says that today I could set off a chain reaction that could put my dreams and aspirations into motion! Let’s do this! I’m even wearing my Lipstick Diamonds Champagne Rock&Roll t-shirt (though my heart is on my sleeve).
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Hungry. It’s almost lunchtime. I’m lunching with Jesus today…the co-worker, not the other dude. I think we’re having sushi. It’s Friday and I’m so antsy.
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The weekend will be filled with my parents. I’m spending much of the weekend at the lake with them. We’re celebrating both their 53rd wedding anniversary and Father’s Day. So much for getting any action this weekend. Still, it will be nice to hang with them.
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I’ve been sitting here waiting for Jesus and working on emails trying to think of anything else worth noting, and I really got nothing so I’ll end here and call it an entry.
Until I have something worth noting…
GS
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