Essential life-hack! in Stuff

It looks like I’ve written an entry every day over the past week. Well, would you look at that?

I got asked if I wanted to work extra hours today by the store manager. I turned it down lol. I don’t wanna be taken advantage of. I already did extra this week, and I want my God-damn weekend, which starts now. Apparently my manager has already called in ‘sick’ for tomorrow. Ergh. After he left for home before I’d even started on Thursday and left me playing catch-up for two shifts. Yeah, thanks. They can find someone else.

It was kind of weird when he asked me. The new store manager is openly gay, like me, and we were talking about Mardi Gras and what goes on where and such. It was almost kind of a strange feeling being in a small milk fridge with him working away chatting about this kind of stuff. I dunno. Just weird more than anything but not a big deal.

I snapped a pretty cool sunrise on my way to work yesterday.

Anyway, I found out an epic life-hack this evening.
As soon as I got home from work, I climbed into my Yoshi Onesie. Just stripped out of my work clothes completely naked and climbed into it. I then only just realized that it has a zip in the backside, you know, so you can use the bathroom, and I happened to need to go, so I unzipped it and did my thing LOL (sorry if you’re eating dinner, but you should be used to my entries by now). Anyway, the reason this is a life-hack is that because only your arse is exposed to the bowl, the onesie still covers the toilet seats where my legs are, keeping them warm. No more toilet seat coldness when I sit down in the middle of Winter, provided I’m wearing the onesie lol. I did have to be careful toward the front of the Onesie though because if I had just gone without checking, I would have pissed into my clothes lol, so I had to move my dick forward over it, as the zip is only in the back lol.
As you can tell, I was pretty proud of my discovery tonight.

Moral of the story - Make sure you go shit in a Onesie!