Dear 1991,
As per instructions I’ve been saving all my Drama for my momma. I’m not complaining or anything, but it’s been a long time without further instructions and, well, should I deliver the drama? I’m I saving it in case she runs low on her own? Oh, and I asked my Dromedary if I could save my comedy for him. He told me to get a rhyming dictionary and then suggested I save my humor for my tumor. Pretty dang surly for a guy with a hump on his back if you ask me.
Also, I hope it’s ok if I only saved my own drama for my momma. I’ve had some walk on roles and a few speaking roles in other people’s drama. I’ve been going on the assumption that they needed drama for their mothers. You ask me some of their mothers had plenty of drama of their own.
Also, I can’t remember if you, 1991, were really into recycling and if you were if plastic was recyclable then. I’ve been storing my drama in a plastic bag. I wrote Mom on it in Sharpie.
Yours
Haredawg Drools
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