How to be a passive aggressive landlady in Well now

  • April 3, 2016, 6:12 p.m.
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Background info

  • Rent is due on the first of the month.
  • Tina, my tenant, prefers to drop the check (sans envelope) in my mailbox.
  • Right now, my bank account is running very close to empty on a daily basis, so much so that a rent check a day or so later than today could mean a late mortgage payment this month.
  • Tina is regularly rather casual in regards to the rent due date.
    She pays, just a day or two or five late.
  • In order to keep Tina from becoming a picky demanding tenant,
    I have to be certain never to act like a picky demanding landlady.
    Of course, my mortgage company does not hold to the same concept of courtesy.
    Its philosophy is - Not a penny short, not a day late.
  • Just two thin sheets of drywall separate us physically right now, no more than a few dozen feet between us, but how do I cross the chasm tactfully to ask her to do what she already should have done?
  • Last background fact:
    Once a week, the mailman overstuffs every mailbox in the zip code with messy sheaves of flyers and coupons for local stores.

Text exchange

Cobalt to Tina: “Awkward question.
Did you put the rent check in my mailbox?
I just threw out that mess of flyers that clutter up our boxes along with a whole lot of other stuff
and I’m paranoid I might have tossed your check along with it.
I need to know so I can dig through my big outside bin before it gets dumped.”

Tina to Cobalt: “Ack no not yet. Sorry! I got distracted and forgot. I’ll put it out there right now.”

Cobalt to Tina: “Not to worry.
I was just so afraid I’d accidentally thrown your check out.
Thanks much!”

Concluding points

Sometimes I just love text messages.
They make it so much easier to deal with people on a not face to face or voice to voice basis.

I’m going get the check out of the box.


Last updated April 03, 2016


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