It’s the 29th of February, you’d think I’d have something interesting to say, if only just bitching about how we wound up with a calendar that loses a full day every four years. Sorry to disappoint. It makes more sense than to add six hours to every year. Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. At this age when you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about when it comes to something that’s four year predictable like a leap year or the Olympics it’s because you either don’t care or are already losing your shit. I’m not losing my shit (but that’s exactly what I’d say if I were losing my shit).
I’m not losing my shit, respectively. For instance, I don’t have a voice in the republican or democratic primaries, but look at what the people who do are doing. I’m not losing my shit as much as those folks. It’s been going on long enough to officially say they’ve lost their shat. That’s right, double past tense, behind the back, ally oop, shat done gone.
Oh. Yeah. Too much protesting. You didn’t actually have two options. I don’t care was the only option. Leap year schmeap schmear as my people say. Heh, someone at Microsoft is my people, word likes the word schmear, no squiggly red lines. I’m told those things, squiggly red lines, have something to do with a thing called editing. Sounds like an ugly rumor to me.
The vaping industry has gone wonky. Even out here where it usually takes a decade to catch up with a trend (unless it’s dairy or corn related. It’s only just now that the calves are starting to get piercings and tattoos and listen to that jungle music. Don’t get me started on the bad ears of corn.).
There is no more middle ground. There’s beginner kits, sort of, and there’s a surge in those look-a-like ecigs (they always taste like crack to me) and there’s sub-ohm vaping. Yes, sub ohm has beginning and advanced levels, but even the beginning levels are tricky and … different. It’s easy to find an ohm to wattage chart on line (or voltage or both) but Jesus H christ it’s a hell of a lot more complicated than just sucking. I could make a rude and bawdy analogy, but it would look like that was my soul intent. My intent is to bitch on behalf of those who want an easy way out of smoking.
Perhaps it’s a way of keeping kids off vape, or, honestly, anyone without a post bac in electrical engineering. Yes, engineering. I have about twenty tanks with dawg built coils in them (The fourth generation was already outdated and being sold below their worth in metal weight.). Yes, I need tools and an ohm meter and with the exception of pride that I haven’t blown anything up, um, accidentally, I like blowing shit up on purpose, it’s not as enjoyable of an experience. I mean sub ohm vaping is hot and heavy and not in the analogy-I-didn’t-make kind of way.
When I can find the old school new tech tanks that come with factory built coils above 1.0 they are usually on sale and I buy a shit load. I can build coils that high but it takes experimenting and swearing and honestly that’s not the main problem with my build your owns. They only take a few drips at a time. So, even if I got one perfect for my level of vaping, I’d have to carry juice around me.
I know, who cares? Which brings us full circle to my stand on leap years.
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