The ugly human in Well now

It matters not that they will knock over the garbage and play in the contents or that they will splash in the toilet or sleep with their faces inside my stinkiest shoes or greet each other with an olfactory inspection of each other’s other ends.
No, no. These felines of mine, they are creatures of tender sensibilities.
Which leads me to share the following…
If you want to really really offend a cat, offer her a piece of orange.
Guaranteed to make her back away slowly while giving you the stink-eye.