So I’m watching Mad Max Fury Road with the new missus, a married chick named Debra. Total goth and badass, the best thing that ever happened to me. Okay, she’s married… but to be fair she hates her husband and they haven’t had sex in like a year, so I really don’t feel too bad about that.
Not much to say right now because I’m insanely drunk. Giggedy.

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