There really isn’t a lot going on with me these days. I could whine about shit that hurts but I’m tired of the sound of my own voice, putting it in print doesn’t help any.
Funny thing about old movies hereabouts, they have this thing I haven’t seen in a long time; This movie has been formatted to fit your screen. I always hear the voice of my friend Spange (that’s not her real name, but she doesn’t go by her real name either) “How did they know what size my TV is?” I guess the last time I bought (heh) those movies I got the wide screen versions.
I guess there were some Bond movies I didn’t see, you know, the 700 007’s made with Ponce Bronbum with names like Die twice forever again tomorrow or Die once today again twice tomorrow I mean it forever times infinity no take backs, again. I watched one I thought I had seen but stopped seeing, again, forever.
This movie has been formatted to insult your intelligence, but it didn’t take much; you bought it.
EDIT
“Ho’s before bro’s, you know what I’m saying?”
“I think I know what you’re trying to say.”
“Yeah, right? Ho’s before bro’s.”
“Um, yeah, if you’re a ho.”
“What? Ho’s before bitchs?”
“Now I don’t have a clue what you’re saying, but, you’d still have to be a ho.”
“Why I gotta be a ho?”
“You don’t have to be a ho at all, just quit charging money for sex.”
“Wait, I can charge?”
“No, you can’t, I mean you could but you’d get laid even less often, which I assume is already abysmally infrequent or you wouldn’t be trying to say Male friends before female friends.”
“What?”
“The saying is bro’s before ho’s.”
“Why, I’d go with the ho’s first.”
“I stand corrected. I don’t have a clue what you’re trying to say.”
“You know, bitchs be tripping and bro’s don’t be.”
“Yeah, bro’s before ho’s.”
“Naw, man, ho’s first and then bro’s. But bitches be tripping.”
“I think you’re vernacular mathematics are as ill used as your … mathematic mathematics. Try Ho X + Bitchs Y over Bro’s X + bra’s Y = negative enrgy.”
“Naw, naw, naw, I hate bra’s I don’t know how to get into them.”
“You slip them over your shoulders, cup your man boobs and snap them in back.”
“Naw, man, how to get into a bra on a ho.”
“Um, what?”
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