Laughter is the best medicine for things like the hiccups, gas, depression, the common cold. For compound fractures, exposed nerves, third degree burns the best medicine is a topical numbing agent and a strong analgesic, preferably a narcotic.
For most things in-between fucking is a pretty good medicine or just sex or making the love, the biggest difference between them all is the degree of vigor. I mean if you love someone you shouldn’t give up fucking them or having sex, in that respect making love exclusively is kind of a punishment, unless, you know, he or she is a hemophiliac or something which sort of goes back to the point of what is the best medicine.
Narcotics are good for an injury, laughter is good for an annoyance, fucking is more preventative medicine and given what a dangerous world this is you should practice preventative medicine often, and again, if you’re too tired or banged up for fucking just have sex or make love.
This is very good advice, you should trust me, I’m not a doctor.
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