Cautiously in Book Two: The Fifteenth Year of the Third Millennium of the Common Era

Cautiously optimistic about the job interview.
Discovered of 30+ applicants, only 7 interviewed.
Next step is an interview with Primary Attorney.
Fingers crossed.
Laptop totally dead. Must discover if port, power brick or both.
Must consider replacement possibilities. Wife suggests I take her laptop but… it is old, riddled with bugs and viruses.
PC (Desktop) could be acceptable but mouse problem. Mouse double clicks constantly. Must clean and/or replace. Seriously… imagine your mouse constantly double clicking… it is maddening. #FirstWorldProblems (but legit FWP when you need to apply to jobs, check and return e-mail and otherwise function in the modern First World).
REALLY want a functioning MINE Computer right now so I can (1) read Prosebox; (2) write on Prosebox; (3) play facebook games; (4) view pornographic materials; (5) research (of all varieties) and (6)check and respond to e-mails. All of those are things I either cannot do on my phone or strongly wish not to do on my phone.