Random walk # in Adventures in paradise

  • June 2, 2015, 12:07 a.m.
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I went for a really long walk again today. I tend to do that on my days off, because having three days off every week makes me think too much about stupid shit, plus it was freezing in the house, so it was an excuse to get out.

It actually took three attempts. Upon leaving the house the first time, my body then decided to let me know it needed to go (lol) so I made it around the block and did a circle back to the house.
Right. Now that that’s sorted, I changed my jacket I was wearing from the gross flannelette red one to a more body-hugging black cardi, and left again.
This time, I walked around the city a bit and hung around there, soon realizing I was now STARVING and I sat in a busy food court for a while, knowing that I shouldn’t spend any money, and eventually deciding to give up my seat for someone there who actually needed it, and returning back home again (I’m only a walk up a big hill from the city centre, really.)
So I’m back home again and I realize i still have leftover chicken and salad in the fridge, so I scoffed that down, then I was still hungry so I spent my last $5 on an overpriced chocolate bar ($5.50, for the cheap one) and I scoffed that down.

The third attempt worked. I was sick of it by then, but it was still cold in the house, and the sun was so nice and warm. It was actually a really beautiful blue-skied day. Johnny Depp and Brenton Thwaits (my celeb-crush) would have been having an amazing day up at Raby Bay.
My Facebook friend was actually suggesting to me that I go up there and perve on him. Long way to go to pine over a celebrity I’ll never have! So yeah, that didn’t happen.
(Although Brenton did answer the question “What do you look for in a partner?” in an interview once with, “Male or female?”, which of course had me all giddly like an over-excited schoolgirl virgin.)

:P

The walk was nice. The sun was GLARING in my eyes though, as it was just in that horrid afternoon position. I forgive it for keeping me warm however.
I had my thoughts to keep my company and I sat down near a bus station at Herston before turning back around and walking home.
I was thinking about some of the hilarious comments I’d read in response to the fucktard Christian groups protesting the same-sex marriage debate here and this one woman wrote (in response to one said-fucktard), ”That’s fine Darren. You can believe in your 32 year old, Jewish, middle-eastern man on a stick, and let the rest of us get on with not being an asshole.”
LO-FUCKING-L.
I wanted to high-five her.
Another one of my Facebook friends asked why the LNP party were not present during the presenting of the Same-Sex Marriage bill, asking if they were out to lunch, stopping the boats, or in 1950.
Fuck I love snappy gay guys :D

I made the mistake of logging onto the Australian Christian Lobby’s Facebook page earlier this morning. God only knows why. Of course it was all people protesting Bill Shorten’s bill blah blah blah. I was almost going to report every post but figured that would just be immature, so I refrained, told myself not to let their backdated views get to me. And I haven’t. I just know they are there. Too many of them. And I want to make a voodoo doll of each and every one of them, muhahahaha.

A very unflattering photo of the wind taking a hold of my head lol
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And when I sat down :) Stupid lazy-eye decided to say hello, but at least I don’t look quite as hideous cos the sun wasn’t glaring into my eyes lol.
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Deleted user June 02, 2015

Still hot..

kmh. June 03, 2015

$5.50 for a chocolate bar?! What the hell, what was it?

I don't see a lazy eye, you look good.

Oh Matty, don't log on to their FB page, they're so unreasonable and backwards, it's only going to make you angry :(

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