Holy Shit.
What does that mean exactly? Is it supposed to denigrate holy stuff or augment the quality of shit? And is like Divine shit or just blessed by a priest or rabbi or llama?
I mean the biographers of Jesus never mentioned him pooping. Biographers rarely do, though, it is salient to Elvis’s biography. I think the New testament would have been a lot different if it were an autobiography, but, even so, probably no poop.
I guess Holy shit denotes surprise, just plain old shit denotes disgruntlement. I can’t believe spell check likes the word disgruntlement. I know, I know, you can’t believe I even have spellcheck let alone pay attention to it.
Hmmmm, I won’t say I sat down to type with good intentions, but I did have intentions and now I seem to have misplaced them. Holy Fuck (that’s divine disgruntlement or copping a disgruntle-tude). Ah ha! Spellcheck hates disgruntletude with or without a hyphen. I will not be hemmed in by machine spelling nazi’s, if you’re going to go fascist on me you best bring real brown shirts.
Well. I guess that’s all I got. Holy Shit. Yep. Um, ok, I’m going over … here … and … doing … something.
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