Apparently, Bruce Jenner now identifies as a woman. This shocks me, because I didn’t know he even identified as a human, let alone a specific gender.
Nepal is hit by a fuck-off earthquake. They reckon the death toll is “at least” 100, so it’s probably far more than that.
In UK politics, Nigel Farage has revealed that he needed hospital treatment as he was in “a great deal of pain”. Turns out I can still feel joy.
A fourteen year old boy from Liverpool is charged over attempted armed robbery. Many Liverpool residents were questioning why he turned to a life of crime so late in his life.
Valve has allowed users to charge for their mods. Valve will pocket a fat 75% of the profits; users only getting 25%. I don’t anticipate anything going wrong here at all.
And finally, nine people off the coast of Scotland were charged when their boat was found to be loaded with cocaine. The exact amount of cocaine on board is yet to be determined and the search is likely to continue for some time, but it’s safe to say that it’s probably a lot. In fact, I believe I have a photo of the investigator’s reaction when he boarded the boat… 
And on that note…
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