iPod shenanigens and Hitler Coke. in Chunky giblets
- March 5, 2015, 2:41 p.m.
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Christ. Not wanting people to steal your product, I get it. But this “5 computers only” thing is a nightmare, especially since I’ve forgotten to “de-authorize” two of them already. What a load of horseshit.
Yep, I’m back on t’internet. I just can’t stay away, and since I’m trying not to spend my money on alcohol, I’m left with little choice. My second favorite internet cafe in Brighton has pushed it’s price up to £1.50 an hour, and I’m far to fucking lazy to walk back into town to the other one, so that’s £3 gone, but it’s okay. I have food, I have some new, clean clothes and I have some Fanta. Life is good.
Speaking of Fanta, did you know that the Coca Cola company invented it for the Nazis? Seriously. Nazi Germany didn’t have enough syrup for the Coca Cola recipe during WWII, so the Coca Cola company graciously made up an entirely new drink for the Nazis - Fanta. Wasn’t that nice of them? I guess when they said “Give The World A Coke” they were really fucking committed to it.
On a similar theme, Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniform, so think twice before buying their shit.
Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
Damn didn't know those things! Pretty interesting. Glad your OK man.
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
Dude, I've been doing this a long time, you don't have to worry about me. The dude abides.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
Hey still. Your a nice dude. I worry about people I see as friends
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
Aaw, dude. That's a nice thing to say.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
Its true. I don't get along with many guys, mostly cuz the ones I knew where douches, but your a cool guy and you seem pretty awesome. So I worry about ya. Your my friend.
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
:D Cool.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
:-)
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
I've got loads of Nazi-related factoids. The surname ‘Hitler’ did not exist before the 1870s. It was adopted by Adolf Hitler’s father, Alois, apparently as a combination of Heidler and Huttler (the surnames of two relatives). Prior to this, Alois Hitler’s surname was Schicklgruber. Some of Hitler’s political opponents would later refer to him disparagingly as ‘Herr Shicklgruber’.
He had one surviving adult sibling, a sister named Paula. She lived and worked in Vienna during the interwar period, using the adopted surname ‘Wolf’ to conceal her connection with the radical German politician. Paula Hitler died in 1960, aged 64.
Hitler was a teetotal non-smoking vegetarian. The warning signs were all there, but no-one seemed to notice.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
Wow damn I didn't know that stuff either. I think its pretty fascinating that Hitler was into paranormal stuff. Like didn't he go looking for stuff liked to it?
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
Oh yeah, there're loads of stories about how he tried to create "Supermen" and was into genetic cloning and shit like that. There are so many rumours about him looking for the Ark and the Spear of Destiny and like that. Fuck knows how much of it is true, though.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
True. We probably will never know. Interesting to think about though
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
I believe all of it. Josef Mengele's mad experiments were well documented. He was a true nutter.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
Crazy shit man. Lots of experiments and stuff. Had to be horrifying to know you where next to see him.
Johnny Carcinogen Deleted user ⋅ March 05, 2015
Josef Mengele. What a nutjob. Seriously. He evaded capture for his entire life, dying of natural causes in Brazil in 1979. Imagine living your whole life on the run, and knowing that if you get caught you're gonna be strung up righteously. A truly evil fuck.
Deleted user Johnny Carcinogen ⋅ March 05, 2015
I bet he enjoyed the fact he got away. Sick bastard.