Yuck. in Adventures in paradise

  • Feb. 16, 2015, 8:36 a.m.
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Well I was going to go to the gym, but of course just as I plan to get ready, it starts pouring rain. That’s not even an excuse, but it’ll probably stop me from going since it’s nearing midnight now. It’s probably just a passing storm. Will try tomorrow.

I spent the entire day cleaning. Oh my God, I never want to look at another sponge or dishcloth again. Three bags of rubbish later and a clean-out of my bathroom cabinet and drawers, and I’d had enough. Holy shit I had SO much junk in those drawers it was unreal. That was one of the rubbish bags.
What’s alarming is the amount of maggots I am coming across, randomly but all in the one spot. I must have picked out at least 15 of the disgusting things and I have no idea where they are coming from or what they are attracted to. I can’t see any left-out food or anything. They seem to be crawling across the ceiling, so I wouldn’t have even noticed them above me if I wasn’t cleaning the shit out of EVERYTHING today. It actually looks really clean in here, for my standard anyway. I think I’ve gotten them all though, although more seem to turn up. That’s gonna be fun if Andrew sees them upon his return. I have no idea what to do to rid them for good.
I have to pick up some oven cleaner tomorrow. Then mop the floors and see if any more of those little bastards have turned up overnight ergh.
Of course, Andrew sends a message saying the house better be spotless as he gets home on Sunday. I said, “I spent all fucking day cleaning, so if you’re not happy, too bad!”
Of course, he then goes, “One day of cleaning all year!?”
Ergh. Better get used to this shit again. One more week of freedom.

My relationship as a housemate with Nick has seemed a little weird lately. He’s been isolating himself quite bit more than he used to. We still talk, but he doesn’t seem to ever make the effort to talk to me, which is a little depressing. I seem to have that effect on housemates, I’ve noticed. I’m cool for maybe a few days, but I get labeled as boring pretty fast. I claim the same statement for my dating life, which is non-existent. How am I meant to keep a boyfriend or many years if guys get bored of me after a few hours? LOL.
If I didn’t have a big penis, I’d have nothing going for me.

Maybe it’s just because Andrew keeps getting these young guys in here, and as I’m older, I just don’t relate to them.
We have a new guy moving in this Friday. Andrew’s just decided he’s moving in (much like he did with Bradley and James), so we don’t get to see what this guy is like first. He looks cute and friendly from his pic, so will just have to wait and see.

There’s a packet of frozen berries in our freezer, but it isn’t one of the affected brands. For those who don’t know, one of a popular brands of frozen berries has been recalled. I was about to restock them at work when the call came through that they were being recalled due to a Hepatitus A contamination.
It alarms me, because these berries are VERY popular and I’m usually filling them at least once a shift. I just hope people have all heard the warnings to throw them out or get a refund.

And because I know you all want to know, I asked Steve how the fisting class went. He messaged back with, “I didn’t go, 3 hours, boring..... Apparently it was 1 and a half hours theory, 30 min break, 30 min practical, 30 min Q & A. Apparently the presenter was some old ugly cunt and he fisted some cute young guy and when he pulled out, he shit everywhere.... lol”

LOL. Ewwwwwwww.

It’s stopped raining. I might make a quick run to the gym. Hopefully there’s no-one there.


Perpetually Plump February 16, 2015

God this was a gross entry! First maggots then fisting and shitting everywhere! Ewwwww!

KissOfLife! Perpetually Plump ⋅ February 16, 2015

Well I did title it 'Yuck'.

:P

nothinglikeyou February 16, 2015

Yuck, indeed. Maggots and shit! Great entry!

cazoob February 17, 2015

Maggots?! Nope!

Crystal Apple February 18, 2015

There are workshops on how to fist????

KissOfLife! Crystal Apple ⋅ February 18, 2015

Yeah, colour me surprised as well. Why I said I feel like I live under a rock.

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