11. What up. in Chunky giblets

  • Feb. 23, 2015, 10:54 a.m.
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Hey, so, been a little while.

My iPod died a horrible death. Luckily, that very same night I found an iPod Touch on a park bench, so I’m back online again - huzzah. Autocorrect is a faggot but at least I can keep you all updated a little more often.

Lucky you.

On the other hand I really have nothing to report. I’m in Somerset, although probably not for much longer. I have a sneaking suspicion that I may end up back in Brighton. Jesus, I’m lame. I can’t even escape a shithole without missing the place.

I spent a few days in Portsmouth, and oh, boy, what a turd-hole that place is. I met a mad Scouse with a giant hole in his neck due to throat cancer. It was so horrifying I almost couldn’t finish me cigarette. Had to get the fuck away from that nightmare scene.

My trench coat and I are doing quite well. My cherry Docs are also doing good. I nearly got laid last night but then I found out she had Hep C so bollocks to that.

Dunno where to go next. Feeling kinda groovy though, so who cares? Now to figure out how to download MP3s directly to this iPod…


Last updated February 23, 2015


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