- Who was the last person you held hands with?
My nephew when we crossed the street the other day - Are you outgoing or shy?
Neither - Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My family on thanksgiving - Are you easy to get along with?
People tell me that - If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don’t tend to get that drunk. I was known to be the one taking care. - What kind of people are you attracted to?
Apparently pretty arseholes. I must have hit my life quota because the system shut down. - Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
No - Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
N/A - Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Not really. - Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Batman probably - What does the most recent text that you sent say?
With great sadness, I woke up to realize that I had left the chocolate. - What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Just five… you suck survey:
Electrik Red - Drank in My Cup
T.Y.P. - Disco
Wuki - Supreme
Dog & Panther - Giant Hands
Two Door Cinema Club - Something Good Can Work (The Twelves Remix) - Do you like it when people play with your hair?
No. - Do you believe in luck and miracles?
No - What good thing happened this summer?
Summer TV. - Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hell to the motherfucking naw - Do you think there is life on other planets?
Probably. I think we are the backwater planet that is watched like a reality tv show. - Do you still talk to your first crush?
Nope. - Do you like bubble baths?
Who the hell answers no to this question outside of medical reasons? - Do you like your neighbors?
Yeah - What are you bad habits?
We don’t have the time for this. - Where would you like to travel?
Places where they don’t hate brown people. - Do you have trust issues?
I’m 32, saying no would be a lie. - Favorite part of your daily routine?
Sadly, the cat trying to bludgeon me with his face and webcomic updates. - What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
My eyes and the brows that top them are fantastic, everything else is just kind of there. - What do you do when you wake up?
Pee. - Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
Neither - Who are you most comfortable around?
Friends. - Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
I guess. I don’t really leave communication lines open to people that I feel the need to be done with. - Do you ever want to get married?
No. - Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
No. - Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
How much money are we talking? Free is no, but I probably have a price. I’m probably overpriced. - Spell your name with your chin.
I don’t feel like it. My feet are up. - Do you play sports? What sports?
::cackle:: - Would you rather live without TV or music?
fuck tv then - Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Do you breathe air? -
What do you say during awkward silences?
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Describe your dream girl/guy?
I don’t have an answer. I don’t dream about being with a stock character. I just dig people as the river runs. - What are your favorite stores to shop in?
The ones on the internet. - What do you want to do after high school?
This question hurts. - Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. Some people are just bastards. - If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
It means I’m quiet. - Do you smile at strangers?
To fuck with them sometimes. Wave at them too. - Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
None of those things. I like to be where there is an abundant amount of the air that I need to live. I’d be the last mofo in space. - What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Full bladder. - What are you paranoid about?
Everything. - Have you ever been high?
Yeah - Have you ever been drunk?
::cackle:: - Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Hope or ensured? - What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
This one is grey - Ever wished you were someone else?
A much richer, slimmer me with perfect vision and the ability to stop time. - One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I’d like to be less fat so that I could wear some of the shirts in the back of the closet. - Favourite makeup brand?
No - Favourite store?
It ends in .com - Favourite blog?
The entirety of my feed reader - Favourite colour?
Purple - Favourite food?
Prepared by someone else - Last thing you ate?
Riesens - First thing you ate this morning?
Ripple chips and bacon cream cheese - see how I’m completely failing at the less fat. - Ever won a competition? For what?
Sure. Stuff. - Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Nope. - Been arrested? For what?
Nope - Ever been in love?
Yep - Tell us the story of your first kiss?
Nope - Are you hungry right now?
Yep. 6 questions ago you asked about food. - Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
No. I totally stole this survey from tumblr. - Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter - Twitter or Tumblr?
You can’t make me choose. - Are you watching tv right now?
No. - Names of your bestfriends?
Batman, Oregon. Heifer. Nicknames are fun. - Craving something? What?
Food - What colour are your towels?
Towel colored - How many pillows do you sleep with?
3-6 - Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I did until I moved furniture and left it in the closet. - How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
4 - Favourite animal?
The ones I bought. - What colour is your underwear?
Grey - Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate. - Favourite ice cream flavour?
Lactose free - What colour shirt are you wearing?
I’m still wearing the grey hoodie. - What colour pants?
Where are these questions going? You are barking up the wrong tree, mate. - Favourite tv show?
Orphan Black/Fresh Meat - Favourite movie?
Gattaca. - Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Mean Girls. - Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
Mean Girls. - Favourite character from Mean Girls?
I can’t pick one. - Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
The turtles - First person you talked to today?
Myself - Last person you talked to today?
The cat - Name a person you hate?
I’m too lazy to hate people. - Name a person you love?
We don’t have the time. - Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Nope. - In a fight with someone?
Not that I know of. - How many sweatpants do you have?
3 - How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Hoodies 4. I am NOT counting sweaters. - Last movie you watched?
Lucy - Favourite actress?
Tilda Swinton - Favourite actor?
Beat Takeshi - Do you tan a lot?
Ha Ha… No. - Have any pets?
Cat and some fish. - How are you feeling?
Hungry - Do you type fast?
Yes - Do you regret anything from your past?
Not anymore - Can you spell well?
Yes - Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes - Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes - Ever broken someone’s heart?
Probably - Have you ever been on a horse?
No - What should you be doing?
Sleeping - Is something irritating you right now?
The length of this survey - Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Yeah, I guess - Do you have trust issues?
-repeat question- - Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don’t keep tabs on these things. - What was your childhood nickname?
Mammer - Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yep - Do you play the Wii?
Rarely - Are you listening to music right now?
No - Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Yep - Do you like Chinese food?
Yep - Favourite book?
right now, Lexicon by Max Barry - Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes - Are you mean?
Probably - Is cheating ever okay?
No. Quit being a shit to people. - Can you keep white shoes clean?
Yes. - Do you believe in love at first sight?
No; it’s just an idealized infatuation. - Do you believe in true love?
No. - Are you currently bored?
Hungry - What makes you happy?
Little things - Would you change your name?
Hell no. Then I’d have to remember the new one. - What your zodiac sign?
Virgo - Do you like subway?
No. - Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Nothing. That is none of my concern. - Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
-repeat- - Favourite lyrics right now?
“Stand up
You’ve got to manage
I won’t sympathize
Anymore
And if you complain once more
You’lll meet an army of me
You’re alright
There’s nothing wrong
Self sufficience please!
And get to work
And if you complain once more
You’ll meet an army of me
You’re on your own now
We won’t save you
Your rescue squad
Is too eshausted
And if you complain once more
You’ll meet an army of me”
Bjork - Army of Me
- Can you count to one million?
How you start us off. - Dumbest lie you ever told?
I can’t remember that far back in life. - Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed. - How tall are you?
5‘11.5” Just enough to safely round up. - Curly or Straight hair?
Curly - Brunette or Blonde?
Brunette. - Summer or Winter?
Fall - Night or Day?
Night. - Favourite month?
When does Orphan Black come back on? - Are you a vegetarian?
No. - Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Dark - Tea or Coffee?
Tea. - Was today a good day?
Yeah, I guess. - Mars or Snickers?
Lindor - What’s your favourite quote? “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Wilde
- Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep - Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
I’m not getting up for that.
-fin-
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