“I figure I can get five of y’all”
“See? He’s not even fully loaded.”
“Yeah I am, I was going shoot you twice” — Hell on Wheels
One of the cool things about Losing OD is that I can’t easily track my mood every, say, December 16. Sure there’s a backup, but it takes way to much patience and persistence. And, yeah, there’s my own files, but, heh, those are even worse. I remember selling computers when hard drives were first sold en masse in GB’s and explaining that all of western lit in word files could fit in a gigabyte. It’s true, and yet, still, I have a two terabyte backup drive half full. Ok, it’s not all documents, there’s other things, like music. Try finding a song when you don’t know its name in a terabyte of happy horseshit.
Wow. Yeah. Um.
Just saying one of the few real life benefits of keeping a journal is referencing, you kids will know what I mean when your you’re talking to a woman and you forget her name and she says she’s your wife. Ok, maybe just when you forget a word and it turns out it’s And or It’s or possibly The. It’s pushing 2015 and even regular on-line journals are sort of quaint and antiquated. Like a restaurant adding dirt to the menu or molecular micro/macro meals, even social networking has gone towards a character limit just shy of a sentence.
I remember championing instant messaging (ok, so I was selling computers and cell phones and PDA’s – ask your grandpa what those were) by saying “at least nobody is writing Why Johnny Can’t Read articles anymore (ask your great great grandpa). And sure there were all the abbreviations to make fun of and OED will probably never ad ROFLMAO but I think websters has it listed as archaic.
See what I mean? Something about Decemebers I think. Maybe just even numbered months in even years.
My ex-wife left me a few messages on facebooks instant messenger doo-hickey. It’s like someone let the crock pot of crazy simmer for a long time then opened the lid to stir it about. I could elaborate but I don’t want to. Just a piece of advice kids, if you’re going to simmer that long add in some water ok? That’s how I want to be remembered; Haredawg; add water and he makes his own sauce.
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