Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb: Fool me once, shame on you: fool me twice, prepare to die.
Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.
Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrelevant.
“Bother,” said Pooh, “Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge.”
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*— Tribble & onion kabob.
“I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.” – Troi
It’s the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!
Captain Picard: “Mr. Worf, your impression?”
Worf: “I’m sorry Captain, I don’t do impressions.”
Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? – Odo
You’ve just had a heavy day commanding a starship. You’ve fought Klingons off the starboard bow, kept your ship from being blown up many times, and you’re exhausted! Now comes LOG time. You deserve more than just LOG, you deserve CAPTAIN’S LOG!
“Ensign, fire at will”
“Ahhhh, captain, I’d rather fire at Wesley!”
How come I can never find Troi when I’m mad at her?
Yoda of Borg are we: Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.
If you are talking via communicatior to your captain, remember this, for it is the single most important thing you can learn here at Starfleet Academy… Never give your Captain a straight answer, make sure he has to come on down to the planet and see for himself. Especially if you are serving on the Enterprise.
“We’ve secretly switched the dilithium crystals with new Folger’s Crystals… let’s watch what happens.”
“I can’t believe it. I’ve heard of this disease.” – Beverly
Honk if you’ve slept with Riker.
Defect borg: Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated.
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. – Picard
“Cry on someone else’s shoulder, I’m off-duty.” – Troi
Captain’s log, stardate 41358.2. I am nailed to the hull.
Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution…
“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be used as a floatation device.” – Commander Data, Star Trek Insurrection
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
“Everyone, stand back. He’s got a magnet!” – Data
Original Pentium of Borg: Division is futile – your decimals will be approximated.
“I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be …ooooh donuts!”
Tired of your clothes sticking to you like glue? Use statis stopper for klingons!
* <—- Tribble . <—TRIBBLE.ZIP
“Captain, could I play some jazz?”
“Make it soul, No. 1”
Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!
‘It’s bad luck to die on empty stomach.’ G’kar, Babylon 5
Lt. Commander Data–your plastic pal who’s fun to be with.
Will
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