It’s hard for a 7-Eleven to make money, especially with people like us in this world, therefore they are usually understaffed. If there’s only one person working the swing shift (the 4:00pm-Midnight) then you’re in for some extra fun. Make SURE there’s only one guy there by calling him and asking. If he’s the only one there and it’s busy, he HAS to stay at the register so you’re free to go anywhere else in the store, including the back room and walk-in freezer.
20.Go in the walk-in freezer with a friend. Veg out on the beer cases and get drunk off your asses. You can usually keep a good eye on the cashier through the window but after a few beers you stop caring about him.
21.Find the back room and look for a few five foot tall cylinder things. These are called CO2 tanks which is what gives the fountain sodas their fizz. Locate the one hooked up to a hose and turn it off. Everyone’s soda will taste pretty damn gross now.
22.Take it one step further by disconnecting all of the soda tanks. It’ll take the poor cashier an hour to figure out why there’s no soda, and another hour to hook ’em all back up and figure out which hose goes to which tank.
23.If there’s not a public restroom then there’s definately an employee rest- room in the back someplace. Go in there and the employees will sometimes keep their personal belongings lying around. Steal it all and then phone the cashier, demanding a ransom for his stuff.
24.Look for the employee schedule and time sheet hanging somewhere on the wall. Steal the shedule so you’ll know who’s working for the rest of the week. Flush the time sheet down the toilet so the manager won’t know who worked when all week and nobody’ll get paid.
25.Instead of flushing the time sheet, find an employee on it that you’re not too fond of and add a few hours here and there on his time card. The manager will most likely notice this and either think the employee is trying to cheat for more hours or think that another employee is trying to get him in trouble. If the manager DOESN’T notice, that guy’s going to have a nice, hefty paycheck next week.
26.Find the manager’s office. It’s probably locked but most can be opened with the credit card method. Once in the manager’s office, loot. Have your friend watch the security monitor so you’ll know if the cashier’s comming, while you look for things you want to take. The computer is a nice start. If that’s too big, how about the modem. You can steal the employee files and then freak them out by calling them and reciting information to them. Also, security video tapes would be kind of neat to have. In the more modern stores, the cash register is linked with the computer in the office. Sometimes the register won’t work without the computer being turned on so unplug the computer and take the cord home with you. Pretty soon the cashier will be using a pocket calculator and a shoebox to ring up the merchandise.
27.The main phone wires are usually somewhere in the back room. You can slow the cashier down quite a bit by disconnecting them all. Don’t just unhook them, though. Cut all of them down that you can find and take them with you so there’s little chance of them being fixed anytime soon. What does this accomplish? Well, the Lotto machine will stop working soon after losing it’s phone line. No more checks, credit cards, ATM cards, gas cards because the credit validation machines can’t call in to get approval. Believe me, I know that this is frustrating. Worse thing is, when he starts having all of these problems, he can’t call anyone for help because his phone doesn’t work anymore. To make it even more pathetic, put the outside pay phones out of commission so he doesn’t have a chance.
28.The back rooms are filled with stock that won’t fit out on the sales floor. Since there usually aren’t any cameras in the back room, this is your chance for fearless shoplifting! Bring a large bag…
29.The gas pump controls should be lurking about somewhere. Take a look at all the buttons and figure out for yourself which ones would be most disaterous to shut off. There’s usually serveral shut off switches so shut them ALL off. The cashier will spend a great deal of his life staring at the banks of switches trying to figure out how to turn them back on.
30.Find the circuit breaker boxes. They’ll always be unlocked. Find the main switches on all of them and shut them all off at once, cutting the power to the whole store. Since it’s dark, you’ll be able to slip back out onto the sales floor without being spotted. The cashier will probably assume it’s a normal power outage. This is a perfect time for shoplifting.
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