This section is for the 7-Eleven employees. As anyone who’s worked it knows, graveyards are the most boring eight hours of your day. At about a customer an hour, there’s not a whole hell of a lot to do. Your manager has probably provided you with a checklist of work to do but it’s usually not very much fun to do work.
39.First order of business. Try to think of the most creative way to destroy your manager’s checklist. Make it a point not to do ANYthing on the list. If you do, you’ll get no praise for it. If you don’t, you’ll be doing just exactly what’s expected of you. Nothing. If you lose your job, oh well. There’s a million other 7-Elevens out there looking for a slave.
40.Bring a radio, even if they’re not permitted. No human being should be expected to sit in total silence for eight hours. Sure, that’s what your checklist is for but remember, you destroyed that. I’m sure your manager will understand.
41.Open the Clearly Canadian bottles and drop Alkaselters (sp?) into them. If you drop enough in you can make a pretty good mess. If you’re worried about the mess, do it outside.
42.Sit on a gas pump and light fireworks, occasionally dropping one on the ground by the pump, making everyone nearby nervous and jumpy.
43.Be extremely rude to everyone that comes in to shop, especially the cops who come in to buy the entire stock of Hostess donuts and think that just because they’re cops, they get free coffee. If you really hate doing any work at all, this will help. When you’re rude people go out of their way to keep from shopping at your store.
44.Make prank phone calls to the other store across the street.
45.Sweep the parking lot. Do a real good job and when you get to the edge of the parking lot, keep going and going until you’ve swept the entire block. Then sweep the streets in the area and the parking lot across the street.
46.Take all the breakfast and snack food from the shelves and hide them in the back room. The cops will cry when there’s no more Hostess donuts.
47.Go over to the store across the street and start cleaning up their store just to see the other guy’s reaction.
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