I normally only do this to anonymous notes but…
There is a new diarist on the go called Rater Bitch. He/she/it seems to have serious self esteem problem as it (I’ll just say that for ease) likes to insult people and put them down.
My comments in italics.
655321 has a really boring name made out of numbers. 2%
Or maybe it’s a reference to a quality film? Hmm?
His diary is crap with boring colors. 4%
Unlike your dayglo effort. Seriously folks, if you want a headache for whatever reason (leave work early, not in the mood, etc) check out Rater Bitch’s diary. My diary colours happen to be my favourite colours.
He has a picture of his ugly wrinkly bloodshot eyes, so he’s ugly as well as boring and crap. 3%
This is a first. I’ve been told I look like Spike from Buffy, but never Gollum. Peter Jackson must be pissed. All that money on special effects and all he had to do was ask me, my preciousssssssssss.
He has lots of stupid quotes which he obviously made up himself about how good his diary is, so he’s a liar as well as ugly and ugly and crap. 1%
Why don’t I ask Polter-Cow, or Karma Girl (happy belated Angie Day BTW), or norahrose (if she remembers about me as she no longer reads me *sulks*) if I made those quotes up?
He has nasty music playing, so he’s got no taste either. 5%
Hey, I like Eminem. I do have taste. It could be worse. It could be Avril Lavigne…
His location is called stripey hole which is stupid because holes can’t be stripey. 2%
See answer to first “point” made. Besides, some wallpaper, or paint and a hole could very well be stripey.
He writes about horrible violent X-rated things like rape and abortion and has nasty photos of people with swastikas painted onto their faces. -17%
I post things I find sick or intertesting such as rape or abortion to try and start a debate. And if people had swastika’s painted on their faces at an anti-war demo, it would not have been very peaceful. Maybe you don’t recognise the international peace symbol. Awww diddums. What a deprived childhood you have had.
Conclusion: Very crappy diary. Such diaries shouldn’t be allowed to live. Utter waste of space. 0%
Conclusion: Inability to recognise international peace symbol shows lack of research. Inability to recognise very distinctive eyes of character from one of years biggest films shows stupidity. Must try very harder. 0% (and I’m being generous here)

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