MY GILMORE GIRLS FANFIC UPDATED. I am a happy lady.
My life is so hard, you guys.
Anyway.
It’s cold and I have to pee really badly but I am stuck underneath a sleeping baby who didn’t sleep well last night so I’m not really willing to risk her waking up.
I guess my bladder will just have to explode.
That reminds me of a story.
The first year I was in college–2009–I took American government, and the teacher was a super old dude who said that if you left his class for ANY reason, he wouldn’t let you back in. It was my first class of the day, so I’d always drink coffee, get some food, and a bottle of water. Well on this particular day I was extra thirsty and I managed to drink the entire bottle of water before class. I stupidly didn’t go to the bathroom before-hand. I spent the entire class growing increasingly more uncomfortable as my bladder filled and filled. I was in a lot of pain and I honestly thought I was going to pass out, or that my bladder was going to rupture. I was shaking and could barely walk by the end of class, but I booked it as fast as I could to the bathroom (which was thankfully pretty nearby). I peed for a solid two minutes, and I’m not exaggerating.
That was probably the most relieved I have ever felt.
I can’t believe that I’m about to publish this entry.
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