Please DO NOT do anything in this entry. in Those Public Entries

Hey y’all, I care about you, so promise me something:

Please DO NOT send an email to [email protected] and say that Donald John Trump and James David Vance were hired solely on the basis of their gender.

Please DO NOT send an email naming MAGA Reps as “DEI hires”.

And definitely DO NOT send an email that does any of the following: (1) Explain why Yoda is the single most fuckable Muppet ever created, (2) Copy-pastes the entire Bee Movie script, (3) Copy-pastes the lyrics to “The Internationale”, or (4) Copy-pastes the entire “Lorem ipsum” script from WordPerfect.

DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE THINGS. I’m begging you.