Name: Jeffrey Tambor (not his real name obvi, but he looks a lot like this guy)
Introduction Platform: Bumble
Age: 59 (though he looks older to me and likely in his mid-60s, maybe?)
Relationship Status: Divorced “about a year”; three grown sons, one who just got out of Army basic training and is staying with him until he is deployed in a few weeks
Lives: Super cool neighborhood that I really like
Length of Date: 2 hours
We Did: downtown dog walk, stopped for coffee by the lake, and then a long walk back. It was a good 5-miler.
He Looked: Like Jeffrey Tambor. I mean, fine-ish? He certainly didn’t do himself any favors by wearing old-looking shorts, a tee, and nondescript everything else. He grabbed a baseball cap when we started our walk. He’s very tall, which I like. Athletic, but in a dorky-ish way? Not sure how to describe, but he’s tall and lanky and walks kind of hunched a bit. His top teeth look like dentures and don’t match his bottom teeth AT ALL. Disturbing. His profile photos show none of this.
I Looked: I opted for a super flattering cute, short green sundress, hat, Adidas for good walking! I also had to wear copious amounts of sunscreen and bug spray.
Convo: Great convo!! Never ran out of things to say. Everything from where we live to cooking to sports to newspapers to aging and fitness and business. LOTS. We both had a LOT to say
High Point: The convo. He’s funny and made me laugh
Low Point: No real low point, just no sparks
How It Ended: We walked back to the parking area where we both parked and said it was fun…and goodbye! ZERO sparks
Chances Are: I’d go out with him again if he asks. I really liked walking and talking with him, but I don’t feel like I could jump his bones…ever.
Date Rating: C
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