Gentlemen, is your wife being a pain in the arse? watching soapy shite when sport is on? taking your cold beer from the fridge and replacing it with (god forgive me for saying these things) low fat yoghurt and salad stuff? does she keep leaving the toilet seat down? and does she cause you to have a face that looks like it had a fight with barbed wire because she’s used your razor to mow her lady garden and de-bristle her legs and armpits?
Well chaps, here is a tip on how to have yourself a bit of sneaky feel good revenge when she’s not around. I know what you’re thinking, Pervy Pieman is going to tell us something we already know/do, perform an unmentionable act in something that’s caught your eye after a rummage in her knicker drawer.
No, no smut today, get a nice cold beer, put your wedding video/dvd on and play it backwards, as you sit there drinking, belching, farting, revel in the pleasure of watching her walk out of the church, get into a car and piss off.
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