Placeholder: Chief Cutie is threatening to SUE ME! Motherfucker!! More to come!
GS
So, the short of it is, I’m going about my day yesterday - it’s the end of the day on Friday and Chief Cutie has been frantic all day because of losing some business and trying to get a whole bunch of stuff out the door before close of business on Friday, right?
All normal, all fine and good. I’m playing out my last couple weeks of my month’s notice.
All of a sudden, I’m called into the conference room (which is all glass, like a fishbowl) with Chief Cutie and the President.
I sit down and they ask me if I’d been in touch with a former disgruntled employee. Let’s call him John. And I say yes, I’d written him a LinkedIn email after I resigned telling him that I’m leaving the company. The ONLY reason I’d sent him the email was because he’d written a couple of great LinkedIn posts about how happy he is with his new job and that he was so excited to be in the right place. I was thrilled for him and felt compelled to tell him of my relief.
Turns out, the former disgruntled employee was still very, VERY disgruntled, unbeknownst to ME. And he was going on an Instagram stories RANT that included a bunch of bullshit Taylor Swift lyrics, some other peoples’ texts to him, telling them how AWFUL Chief Cutie is and then MY LinkedIn email showing MY NAME!! And The Cutie Pie Company is tagged in ALL OF THESE POSTS!!!
So, I get blasted by Chief Cutie and I’m like, “Do you want to see my LinkedIn email?? THIS is what I sent to him! It’s essentially the SAME information we talked about during my resignation!”
But there were other things posted in these posts that weren’t from me and it looked incriminating.
She told me that she will be contacting her lawyers and that I’d signed an NDA that I wouldn’t disparage the company (I DIDN’T, but the other dude DID and put my fucking NAME on it) and said that I was a snake and unprofessional and the absolute worst and that I needed to leave on the spot.
So I did.
And I’m so freaking SICK.
I contacted John and said, WTF dude! What are you doing?
And he was like, “I’m sorry!” And started crying and I told him to fucking FIX it and call Chief Cutie and FIX this shit.
Of course, he didn’t. He continued to spew IG stories, tagging The Cutie Pie Company - at least leaving my name out of it but basically telling them to “come at me, bitch”
Y’all. what on EARTH!
I know that I did not post anything disparaging, but now I’m going to have to prove it?
I’m getting in contact with a lawyer through my friend C., but what the hell??
Update #2: OMG I can’t believe I forgot to tell you the KICKER to this story!! So, after I was booted from the building, I was going to meet my friend C. for a drink. I told him all about everything that was happening and he was like, okay, we’ll set you up with a lawyer, blah, blah blah.
And then he was like, hey, you want to get dinner at this new Greek place with my friend George? We can take our dogs (C. is babysitting this amazing Rhodesian Ridgeback) and sit on the patio. He said he’d buy. Sure. What else am I going to do, right?
Now. I’d been talking with Chief Cutie the day before about this trendy new Greek place and she said she was going to dinner there, but I thought that it was Thursday night, not that night, but it did cross my mind that it would be weird to see her there, ya know?
Sure enough, when I got up to go to the bathroom, guess who was sitting in a corner table with her friends? Yep. Chief Cutie.
Our eyes met from across the room and she actually smiled and said hi and I did too, but ughhhhh. Weird. WEIRD!
And when I went back to the table with C. and George, I asked the owner of the restaurant (who’s good friends with George) if we could send them a dessert. And sure enough, they did!!
How freaking weird is all of this? How FREAKING WEIRD?
I’m just sick.
GS
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