Oh No.... in Me..me...me...

I took half a day off from work. I needed some "alone" time. Deb is gone, she went with Mandy and her partner to see Mandy's daughter graduate from a trade school. When they made their plans I figured I would take this time just to be alone. I arrived at home from work and went to take a long hot shower. My back is killing me as my Sciatica is flairing up. Before I got in the shower I thought it a good time to trim my beard. I heard Maggie going bonkers and thought what the hell, could Deb be back? The trip is to eastern N.C. and they are not due back till tomorrow evening. I look out and see a white car, but can see no one at the door so I call out to Deb. No response. The door bell is now ringing and there is pounding on the door. I instinctively grab my 1911 .45 and prepare to shoot whom ever enters forcibably thru the locked door. The knocking and ringing stop, and I see my son walking away from the door?!?!? I have nothing on but a towel, so I am not going to appear at the door. He stands beside the car smoking and I go to finish my shower. Once out I check my email and he has left me a note to stop avoiding him and if not he will be here tonight or in the morning, assuming that is today. He is rather pissed it seems as I have not forwarded our tax info to him so he can apply for loans and grants to go to college. I am baffled by all this as he is alone, 23, living on his own. He left here 7 years ago. I do not think he is scamming us, but I do have a bit of concern. Debbie has her plate loaded with the situation she has been in and with the upcoming surgery on Thursday, and she has just plain forgot to get the info so I can send it to him. I fear that this day will be tragic to say the least, as I anticipate a confrontation of epic proportions. All I wanted was some time alone to relaxe.