Birth Daze in The Everyday

  • July 25, 2014, 12:42 a.m.
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I'm turning 26 in the morning. I'm completely indifferent about this fact. Everyone keeps asking me if I'm dreading being closer to 30 and all I can think is "no...not even a little" because really, what does it matter how old you are after 21? Literally the only thing that bothers me about getting older is that my family medical history makes it so I should really be having my baby before I turn 30 [lots of down syndrome, hydrocephalus, emotional disorders etc] but I'm not quite ready to have a baby yet. That's. It.

Thinking about spraying my hair grey for work tomorrow. I look so freaking amazing with the striking color. However, the spray gets everywhere.

Anyway, I also get paid in the morning. So, my birthday gift to me is a new cell phone [along with a new plan...I've been on my mom's because I'm a child, obviously] and a new fish tank. Although my parents gave me a nice hunk of cash and now I'm debating whether or not to put that towards a new vibrator. It's not creepy as long as your parents don't know that their money bought that....right? Vibrators are expensiiiive.


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