I need opinions. in The Big, Blue House, year one.

On Yuletide gifts for The Male. I’m down to just the last of the “filler” presents, and if I get both of these, I’ll go over our pre-agreed monetary limit.

So if you were a guy, would you rather have:

An anatomically correct figurine of Pan, in the Roman style, with an oversized phallus;

Or: Fuzzy house shoes, with claws. You know the type.

I know without question that he would love either of those things. I suppose I could get both, and lie about what I paid?

I already have his main present. A lunchbox just like the one he had in grade school. And he was in grade school in the 60’s, so getting one in good condition wasn’t cheap.

I appreciate your input!