“’ I thought you died a long, long time ago’
‘oh no, not me, I never lost control
You’re face to face with the man who sold the world’” --- David Bowie
Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autograph
He wanted to stay home, I wish someone would phone --- David Bowie
I toyed with guilt tripping y’all for abandoning flash Friday with me just gone for a week. I think maybe flash Friday was abandoned a while ago though. Shame that.
I’m in a good mood, all things considered, and for the same reason anyone is ever in a good mood, especially the ones that say ‘No particular reason I just feel good today.’ It’s a bit more complicated but not by much.
Oh and some weird shit happened too, I mean all things considered and skipping the obvious, weird shit. Normally I’m all about the weird the shit, all about telling y’all all about the weird shit, even more so when y’all are the weird shit, which, let’s face it, weird isn’t like crazy, you know when you’re the weird shit and … Hmmm, you know, if I ever find out where and what is normal I’m gonna have to try it, at least once and at most in moderation. I think I’d be a bit bummed out if I had been looking for it all along, I haven’t, and though I really don’t know a lot about statistics, it seems like the probability of tripping over it by accident after as many trips around the sun I’ve made on this ball of mud is pretty high.
So high, in fact, I probably have tripped over normal and just didn’t recognize it, mumbled something like “Scuse me hairball” and normal said something like “It’s alright you rank twat.” Hmmm, it’s possible normal doesn’t call people twats. See? Wouldn’t know normal if it twatted me, not even with a fly twatter.
Take away the scenic route to a not too dang funny series of puns and the nod to a guilt trip I could have made but didn’t but I also could have not even mentioned it and didn’t do that either, and there just isn’t much of an entry here is there?
Huh.
Normal, write if you find work. Write a flash if you don’t.
That ought to do it.
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