This is the start of something that will forever remain unfinished. A quick word of warning to those who may read these incessant ramblings - I'm a man. I do man stuff. I talk about man stuff. And I insert the letter 'u' in various words because I belong to the queen and it's her language. I also will do most of my writings on my phone, and I am simply too busy and important to go back and correct everything that 'auto correct' already 'corrected'. So if, by chance, you read a sentence like 'Last night I downloaded some fantastic port', please know that my computer is not capable of wireless wine transmissions, although wouldn't this be a better world if it was? Especially if that function was available on particularly aggravating work days, and IT had no way of disabling the aforementioned function. I used the word function twice in one sentence, which is triggering my OCD, and reminding me of my poor grammar skills simultaneously.
I highly doubt that I'll write anything of any value to anyone, but every so often I come up with a stroke of creative genius (at least in my mind), which I will share.
Right now I can't stop thinking about solar power roads. YouTube it, it's brilliant. If I had a driveway, I'd do it in that stuff and sell the excess to the neighbours. You saw that 'u', didn't you? You saw it and it's driving you crazy but it's CORRECT! Anyways, I'd sell it to my neighbours except the dude across the street, I'm pretty sure he runs a grow-op and no solar producing driveway is going to meet his needs.
You were warned about random.
How does this site work, anyways? Is there an app for that?
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