Stuff And Things in Surveys and Other Fun Items

How many cars have you ever owned? ZERO

Can you do math in your head well? NOPE

What's your least favorite chore to do around the house? CLEANING THE KITCHEN AND LAUNDRY

What's your favorite flavor of potato chips? APPARENTLY IT'S BBQ

Do you ever read the weather forecast? ON MY PHONE, SURE

Do amusement park rides make you sick? ONLY IF I'M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS

Who is your favorite Star Wars character? THE SAND PIT

What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches? ANY KIND

What radio station do you listen to the most? MY OWN

Who was the last person to give you a gift? RANDY...BUT CONNIE GAVE ME DRUGS

How old were you when you got your driver's license? 18

What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook? FOOD

Did you ever collect beanie babies? ONLY IF THEY WERE COWS

When was the last time you got a haircut? MIDDLE OF MARCH

Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party? NOPE

How many people can you say you TRULY love? 37.5

Where are you most ticklish on your body? TO MANY SPOTS

Do you like kids? THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

Have you ever cheated on a test? PROBABLY

Is your next birthday coming up soon? TO SOON

Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail? UHMMM...I THINK SO

What's the last board game you played? PROBABLY MONOPOLY

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number? YUP

Do you actually eat 3 meals a day? HAHA I'M LUCKY IF I EAT ONE

Do you have any bumper stickers on your car? NO

Do you leave good tips when you eat out at restaurants? DON'T TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS

What's your favorite thing to eat at bbqs? BURGERS

Do you still own any VHS tapes? A TON

How many of your friends have you known for at least 5 years? 37.5

Are you superstitious? SOMETIMES

What was your favorite book as a child? WHERE THE RED FERN GROWNS

Have you lied to anyone in the last 24 hours? MAYBE

What's the most expensive restaurant you've ever eaten at? WOLFGANG PUCKS

How many pets do you have? 3 HAMSTERS

Are you keeping a secret from anyone right now? MAYBE

What's the smallest town you've ever visited? UH HURLEY

If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it? HELLS TO THE YEAH MUTHAFUKKA

Have you ever gone golfing? I'VE GONE, BUT NOT PLAYED

What's your favorite kind of soup? CREAM OF MUSHROOM WITH TOMATO

How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? 37.5

Do you know any sign language? SOME

If you became famous for something, what would it be? A NEW CLEVER WAY TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF

How many friends do you have that are married? 37.5

Do you ever read the newspaper? NOT REALLY

When you're having a bad day, how do you make yourself feel better? UHM.... I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE

Do you still have your wisdom teeth? YUP

Did you have a swing set in your yard when you were a child? NOPE

Have you ever played poker for money? NOPE

You're making a fruit salad: WATERMELON, CANTALOUPE, GRAPES, ORANGE, PINEAPPLE

What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 23

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN ANY CRAZY SCARY MOVIES

Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon? DEPENDS ON THE CONSISTENCY

Where did you have your first kiss? AT BENS HOUSE

When you were a kid, were you ever afraid of cooties? NOPE BUT I HAD A GAME CALLED COOTIE

Do you ever go Christmas caroling in December? I MIGHT HAVE ONCE