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- March 2, 2021, 5:46 p.m.
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A year ago today I almost cheated on Yoshi. That was a literal year ago. How even. Wait. Was that a year ago? No yeah. St. Patricks day. Cadbury Eggs. A gas station. Working from home. Animal Crossing.
Ah yes. Well its been a year then. So. What are some things that happened? I moved. Thats about it. Hang on I need to grab my coke.
I’ve had about six different animal crossing islands since COVID. I just started a new one recently and am going for a 90s kidcore theme .
Yoshi is annoying. Maybe he needs to go back to Yoshi’s island. hehe just kidding.
I decided I am not going to move to Mars. I can’t get used to the longer days years, eccentric orbit, two moons, and the fact that there is no magnetic field. Not to mention those two moons don’t even move in a way that makes any sense. You can’t have an actual “month” on Mars cause the moons don’t make any sense.
In other news, I ate too many koala yummies yesterday and today.
I am gonna get my waist back down to normal before July.
My dad’s still in a bad mood because it’s still tax season. Not responding to my HILARIOUS texts. Probably getting more dry ice therapy or whatever th he does.
Yoshi ignored me all day because “he’s sick.” “again.” I can be willing to bet he will feel better when it’s surfin’ safari time
All I ask for is constant attention. It’s not hard.
I’m too behind at work to even care at this point. I’m still getting used to the sun being out past 5 PM.
See, I can barely deal with Earth’s issues.
Mr. Mofo ⋅ March 03, 2021
See, I can barely deal with Earth’s issues. <----Story of my life.