bangitout.com- 1st draft in The Creative Stuff- Feedback is welcome

This is a first draft I just did for the class tonight. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about it. I think its funny, but I’m sure some would argue that it’s crude. Whatever. sometimes my humor is a bit crude lol. This is a parody of a commercial for a dating website:

Bangitout.com
By: Katie Artis Wise
02.02.2021 (Version 1)
CAST
NARRATOR
GIRL 1
GUY 1
GIRL 2
GUY 2
GIRL 3
SETTING
A cozy fireplace in a cabin. GIRL 1 AND GUY 1 sit in front of a romantic crackling fire, sipping champagne.
GIRL 1
(dreamily)
I’m so glad we did this.
GUY 1
Me too. Who needs all that dumb attachment stuff anyway? Relationships are soooo 2019.
NARRATOR’S voice comes in, GIRL 1 and GUY 1 turn attention to NARRATOR’S VOICE
NARRATOR
Do you think love is overrated?
(GIRL 1 AND GUY 1 clink glasses and nod)
GIRL 1 AND GUY 1
Yes!
NARRATOR
Would you rather just have a fun, anonymous night with a perfect stranger who you can pretend is your ideal partner?
GIRL 1 AND GUY 1
Yes!

NARRATOR
These two and millions of other folks are finding out that bangitout.com is making their lives easier with every swipe!
(SETTING CHANGES TO GUY 2 AND GIRL 2 ON A DATE IN A RESTAURANT, NARRATOR’S VOICE COMES IN)
GIRL 2
So, what do you do for a living?
GUY 2
Uhhh….. (SPEAKS directly to NARRATOR)
I can’t possibly tell her that I’m really just an Uber driver who sells dime bags on the side. That’s not husband material!
NARRATOR
Well, with bangitout.com’s privacy settings, you won’t have to! We have everyone sign an anonymity clause and you can be anyone you want! For the low price of your soul, you can sign up with us, create a persona and be anyone you want. Get in, get off and get out. It’s a win/win!
SETTING CHANGES TO GUY 2’S BEDROOM, GUY 2 AND GIRL 2 ARE UNDER THE COVERS IN POST COITAL BLISS
GUY 2
So… you know you can’t spend the night, right?
GIRL 2
(laughs) oh, I know. And I wouldn’t even if you asked me! (TURNS DOWN COVERS, REVEALS SHE’S FULLY DRESSED, GETS UP AND RUNS OUT OF ROOM) This was fun! Bye!
SETTING CHANGES TO GIRL 3 SITTING ALONE AT A WINDOW, GAZING OUT SADLY
NARRATOR
Are you looking for the love of your life?
GIRL 3 nods
NARRATOR
Do you want someone who will lay in bed with you, watch movies, hold you close and tell you you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him?
GIRL 3
Yes! Oh yes, I want that more than anything. Real love. That’s what I’m looking for.
NARRATOR
Oh. Well then it’s a good thing you’re no stranger to rejection, because this website is definitely NOT for you!
GIRL 3 STARTS CRYING AND RUNS AWAY. SETTING CHANGES TO COUPLES NOT HOLDING HANDS, SHUTTING DOORS IN EACH OTHERS FACES AND ESCORTING EACH OTHER TO CABS/UBERS
NARRATOR
So come on and get with the times. Relationships are a thing of the past! This Valentine’s Day, have all of the fun without any of the pressure! Try bangitout.com and see what you’ve been missing!
SETTING CHANGES TO GUY AND GIRL 1 AND GUY AND GIRL 2, ALL SITTING AT A TABLE SMILING AND HAVING DRINKS. GIRL 2 AND GUY 1 ARE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE, GUY 1 STANDS UP, LOOKS AT GIRL 2
GUY 1
Are you ready to go?
GIRL 2
Yeah, but I came here with….(gestures to GUY 2) Eh, whatever. Not like it matters. (Smiles) Lets go!
GUY 2 AND GIRL 1 EXCHANGE A GLANCE, LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SMILE
GUY 2
Yeah, that works for me.
GIRL 1
Have a great time!
NARRATOR
Bangitout.com. Because love is stupid!
ALL CHARACTERS
Thanks, bangitout.com!
BLACKOUT

Last updated February 02, 2021