Weird... in 2020
- Nov. 30, 2020, 8:15 p.m.
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So a kinda weird thing happened today. I used to write a lot about M way back when but not so much anymore. He’s still with his gf, they had a baby, he still seems mostly miserable with her but his choice.
Anyways, I was talking to him after lunch today and he started asking me if I wear a particular perfume or something and im like no… I used body wash this morning and put on deodorant but that’s about it. And he’s like, it was only happening every time I got in your car, but now you’re sitting near me. What is the smell that people put off. Pheromones. Yeah it must just be your pheromones because now I have a boner and I need to walk this off…
So apparently my scent gives him a boner. Kinda a weird compliment I guess.
Skeletor ⋅ December 01, 2020
Very strange. But I hope that happens for me someday, where my scent gives a lady a lady boner.
Down the rabbit hole... Skeletor ⋅ December 01, 2020
Lol... I really just didn't know what to say to that.
Skeletor Down the rabbit hole... ⋅ December 01, 2020
There is absolutely nothing to say to that. He said it all. He was just trying to get maybe a few moments of play from you or something to that effect. Which is sad. There are better ways to chase that car, if you're that kind of dog.
J.E. ⋅ December 01, 2020
Kick him in the dick.