You know what gets my already high blood pressure up? Young folk. That’s right, I’m talking to you John and Jane Socialmediaaddict! What do they do that makes me so angry? Oh-ho-ho, get me started! I could write a whole book on that; it would be called “Everything!”. It would have just one page with the word “everything” on it. I don’t anticipate it would sell very well. But today, right now, this particular ulcer? Videos! Viral videos! Challenge videos! Tokky tiks!
Kids these days do all kids of stupid shit just to get likes and clicks and follows or noods. It’s pathetic! In my day we did stupid shit just because we were stupid! We didn’t need widespread fame or recognition, we just cared about impressing whatever dumbass friends were pushing us to do it! And we didn’t have the means to film every damn thing to show off to anybody who will watch, no, just to brag to a small group of school chums who never believe it anyway! Or better yet, we just lied. I lied about stuff I did so often I don’t remember what I’ve actually done in my life! Like that time I ate 100 hot dogs! I never said it was all at one time, Richard!
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