Cattlefish
I have lots of strange things go through my head and I'm largely hoping to spew it out here.
"I write stuff"
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Sexuality in Repose in Random
What’s the longest time you’ve ever gone without any kind of sexual intimacy? Are you a sitcom character where going even a few weeks without leaves you fit to explode? The longest period of time...
Art for arts sake in Random
This is a phrase that has given me some trouble in recent years. I’m someone who wants to be creative, I have a strong imagination and ideas, I just have no good way to get them out. From as far ...
Origin of the (liquor) flask. in Cold Hard Facts
Hello, all! Professor Giraffe here, coming at you from Fact University (go Fighting Facts!) with my first fact! Where did the idea for the alcohol flask come from? Great question! It dates back t...
A New House in Ricky and Sadie
Moving is a very stressful event, even more so for Ricky. He had grown very fond of the cozy, 3 bedroom house he had grown up in. This new house was too large, cold and unfamiliar. He hadn’t yet ...
Hey, former 90s kids, do you love remembering? Do you remember what it was like to remember remembering things when the things you remembered were worth remembering? Pick up Remembory from Parker...
Deflate like a balloon. in Random
Another birthday has passed, I’m closer now to 40 where I had always said 25 was going to be my cutoff. I have been so out of it today, there could be a few different reasons why…my medication la...
Superhero! in Random
If I ever gained garlic bread based super powers I think my alias would be named Brett Garlic.
Smile pt 1 in Attempts at creativity
It’s difficult to pin down exactly when the myth first came about; the earliest anybody can tell might be as far back as 2016. Only now, though, has it really gained traction. Smilers. The next c...
Aging Millennial Rant in Random
You know what gets my already high blood pressure up? Young folk. That’s right, I’m talking to you John and Jane Socialmediaaddict! What do they do that makes me so angry? Oh-ho-ho, get me starte...
