On Cup Size. in Open Diary.
- Aug. 27, 2020, 5:15 a.m.
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Why isn’t there a ball size rating for male knickers?
You ladies are lucky. Your labia tucks away. So aerodynamic. Even if you have an endowed clitoris, you are probably not factoring that in when buying knickers. You know your size, so you buy something cute and that’s that.
Well, imagine if brassieres were simply small, medium, and large. Ahem. THAT’S NOT HOW BREASTS WORK. If you have a small ribcage, there’s a huge difference between a 34A and a 34D.
I’ve seen a lot of penises. (Hey, used to be a gymrat.) From little acorns to floppy swinging dongs, well. Us boys have a lot of variety. If chicks can have customized over the shoulder boulder holders, why can’t we have comfortable nut nets? Support, but no squishing.
Anyway, I tried on a new thong today and ohmyfuckinggawd it fits perfectly. So comfortable. May you also acquire knickers that feel so comfortable.
Deleted user ⋅ August 27, 2020
I used to subscribe to a panty delivery service box and every single pair of those had very slender crotch pieces and I would end up with them wedged in the gynie which was awfully uncomfortable. Thus ending my fancy panties adventure 😂
Alice in Chains Deleted user ⋅ August 27, 2020
Inguinal crease? Where the edge of the fabric lays. I fathom too small of... panty fabric? Would cause some definite discomfort for your inner labia. Sorry about your melvin!